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That goes against most current polls, which indicate Cam Newton will win unless somebody discovers he once dated Christine O'Donnell. If I were a political operative, I'd recommend the James campaign go negative.
Trot out a commercial showing Newton's five ridiculous interceptions. Have anonymous sources tell Politico that Newton's birth certificate is fake and he was really born in a Kenyan mosque.
Dig up his mugshot after being arrested for possession of stolen property. Re-enact the Gainesville police knocking on the door and Newton tossing a computer out the window.
The grim voiceover would ask, "If we can't trust this man not to buy a hot computer, can we trust him not to sell the Heisman?"
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