Filed under: Alabama, Auburn, Texas A&M, Texas, All That and a Bag of Mail
On Wednesday, the South's national holiday -- signing day -- took over the region. Four-stars and five-stars become celebrities for putting hats on their heads. Or posing with cuddly bulldog puppies. Bulldog puppies that, sigh, it might be necessary to use as a replacement for UGA VIII given his recently untimely demise after just six games. Maybe it's time to get some new genes into that bulldog family tree. Just an idea. In the meantime, let's go ahead and crown our beaver pelt trader of the week. Her name is Briana Baisden and if you ever wondered whether the people who are obsessed with recruiting suffer from a heterosexual sex deficit that would make prisoners look lame, Baisden's ascension to Internet sex symbol proves the deficit. What did Baisden do? She retrieved a letter from Alabama's fax cam -- yes, this exists -- in her Crimson Cabaret dance uniform. The resulting Internet pandemonium over her thigh's public airing even made officials in Riyadh blush. The Internet, which basically exists as a flesh emporium, still has the ability to titillate by showing virtually nothing at all. So awesome was the uproar over Baisden's bum -- the skirt that launched a million e-mails -- that the Southeastern Conference felt compelled to issue a public rebuke to Alabama.
I'm not making that up.
As many of you have emailed, the league office was quicker to chastise Alabama for this than it was, and has been, to publicly condemn Auburn for the entirety of the Cam Newton escapade.
Anyway, Briana is our beaver pelt trader of the week. On to All That and a Bag of Mail.
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